{"id":1240,"date":"2017-03-29T14:56:49","date_gmt":"2017-03-29T19:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/?p=1240"},"modified":"2017-03-29T14:56:49","modified_gmt":"2017-03-29T19:56:49","slug":"hilarious-one-star-book-reviews-from-amazon-march-2917","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/hilarious-one-star-book-reviews-from-amazon-march-2917\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious One-Star book reviews from Amazon March 29\/17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1241\" src=\"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/thumbs-down-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/thumbs-down-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/thumbs-down-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/thumbs-down-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/thumbs-down-624x351.jpg 624w, https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/thumbs-down.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>(Various books, author&#8217;s name mercifully withheld)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;What the entire hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;If you gave this book to somebody on Death Row they would die of boredom before the government could get to them.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;If somebody gave you this book they are either playing a joke or they hate you.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;The longer I think about this book the dumber I get.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;-Undertake this book with moistened thumb because you&#8217;ll be applying it at skipping page after page of &#8220;character development&#8221; that would make Judy Blume readers recoil, if their hearts hadn&#8217;t stopped already.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;This author would be hired instantly for a job writing federal government publications.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;Give this one a can of Alpo because it&#8217;s a real dog.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;Mind puke.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;Why? Why?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;I am writing this review from the grave. I died of boredom.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;I was rooting for the protagonist to get killed so he didn&#8217;t have to suffer through the horrible prose.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;It turns out this isn&#8217;t even what I thought book this to be. And that as a result the very fabric of books\u00a0booking booker tj hooker were not as dank as originally thought to be. My condolences to the purchased of those that were very yes.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;By the end I was hate-reading this book.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;While mildly engaging it seemed like the author had to finish the story quickly so he could get up to use the bathroom.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;Be sure to recycle before you leave the airport. Abandonment on a convenient chair will work.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8212;Horrible. My own opinion, but it&#8217;s the only one I&#8217;m qualified to give. \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Various books, author&#8217;s name mercifully withheld) &#8212;What the entire hell? &#8212;If you gave this book to somebody on Death Row they would die of boredom before the government could get to them. &#8212;If somebody gave you this book they are either playing a joke or they hate you. &#8212;The longer I think about this book [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1240"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1242,"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions\/1242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulettejiles.com\/pj_wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}